I contacted customer service because my order arrived late.I wanted a refund.Simple, right? Wrong. Iâm met with Chadbot_294, a chatbot that thinks itâs Gandhi.It says: âHi there! I understand youâre experiencing…
I walk into a grocery store. Iâm tired. Iâm broke. I just want to buy one thingâbread.The self-checkout machine greets me like itâs judging my entire life: âWelcome⊠back.â I…
You ever realize that your entire life now depends on remembering which version of âPassword123â you used? I tried to log into my bank account. It says, âYour password has expired….
One morning I woke up and thought I was a mushroom.Not metaphorically.Full identity shift. I stood in the kitchen.My friend said, âYou okay?âI whispered,âSunlight is murder. Let me rot in…
I tried traditional therapy. It was too expensive.So I started talking to my dead houseplant.His name was Fernando. A cactus. I said, âI feel like Iâm stuck.âHe stayed silent.Powerful. I…
One night, I opened LinkedIn to update my job title from âFreelance Legendâ to âUnemployed, Spiritually.â And there it was. A message from my ex. Except⊠theyâd been blocked.And also⊅
It started one night when I tried to make rice. I pressed the button.It blinked and whispered in Vietnamese: âCÆĄm chĂn, Äá»i chÆ°a.â (âThe rice is done, but your life…
I was assigned an emotional support goat. Not a cute baby goat.A grumpy, bearded goat named Göran. From Lapland. With a judgmental stare. First session, I say, âI feel like…